DOT PLOT has a PUZZLING PIT that is the home of DOCTOR It.
He is Jester Bit of Prank Plot's uncle, whose face looks like a kind carbuncle.
Once, he lived life overground at Fussbut's Hard Drive that surrounds the roundest plot at Seldom See. This takes care of things I.T.
Doctor spends time every day on Puzzling Pit's 'Tip of the Day'.
Some are strange and some are silly. One tip tipped: 'Turn Chillies Chilly'.
His trace space slipper helps him think as the stars greet him and wink.
The pit is filled with books and shoes, things that blink and special brews.
Odours fill the musty air, joined by squeaks from swinging stairs.
One special day, with no regret, the doctor shook a tangled net.
A rescued bug became his helper and their lives changed for the better.
The helper, who is far from witty, is named DeBUG KNITTY-NITTY.
The bug had given one last hug to his sister, Jitter Bug.
He thinks of Jitter every day and wonders if she's far away.
Perhaps, one day, they'll meet again at Puzzling Pit, the Dot Plot den.
DeBug is an I.T. scholar. He's so hot underneath his collar.
Well, he might be, though he's collarless. Make sense? Maybe... more or less.
Some time ago, while just a louse, he had learned to click a mouse.
His brain train works out many puzzles while the doctor eats and guzzles.
The puzzles buzz on his outside once they leave his inside side.
He taps on hot keys and then flits to fetch his treasured knitting kit.
Knit one, purl one, knit and then think of Jitter once again.